60 seconds into my 10 minute run and i realize...

...that this is going to suck!!
5 minutes in and my lungs are screaming at me and stamping there feet like a petulant child "NO NO!!".
7 and a half minutes and a little nine year old skips past "Hi!" she says. Screw you, you little cow, I don't say. But if she was telepathic she felt my wrath!
10 mins and I'm not home, apparently i can't pace myself for 5 mins each way. I think my lungs are going to explode
10 minutes 20 seconds I stumble home, face red as a well smacked ass and legs giving way. I fall through the door and gasp "I did it". My step daughter looks up from the T.V. "good now you have to do 4 rounds on the heavy bag"
Kill me